Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabbadoo (thefuriouscynic) wrote in sardonic_elite,
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabbadoo

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Elderly drivers eat the souls of pedestrians. Little by little, of course. That's why you always get chills when an old person drives by in a car.

In the minds of high-scool skater-pUnks, what's so rebellious about capitalizing the letter 'U'?

Trying to think of annoyingly clever uber-acoronyms for words like you are (ur), straight (str8), and how old are you? what sex are you? where are you from? (a/s/l), takes longer than actually typing out the sentence in full. Plus, it's impossible to distinguish between ur meaning you are or the possessive. Hasn't some nerd developed a system for this yet?

Cigarettes are deadly on the one hand, but on the other hand they are delicious and they make you look cool.

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